Surely Not

My prefect buddy, Jane, bought this for me on a recent Literature Trip to the UK... ...
... ...Because she said that that little red creature sitting on top of the red tuft of furry thing reminded her of me. Yes, THAT red thing that looks a bit like a demented dragon.

My favourite Sesame Street character used to be Elmo (lala lala! lala lala! Elmo's world)... ...... ...Until many people started telling me that I look just like him. Do I really? (You're supposed to say no. WITHOUT hesitating.)

Steffi, however - who must always be different from everybody else - insists that I look like this... ...
I don't. Er, right?

You know, it's amazing how much the opinions of others can lower your self-esteem.

Look. Even my health booklet casts doubt on my gender.

(What the - ?!)

I feel like a very sorry case of "don't judge a book by it's cover".