Miracle Man

It's incredible. It's unbelievable. It's crazy. It's insane. It's amazing. It's a frigging MIRACLE, I tell you.

I. NEED. TO. GET. THIS. OUT. OF. MY. SYSTEM.

Okay, I have officially reached a milestone in terms of achievements in my personal life. Yes. This is the moment I'm going to look back on ten years from now and think, Gosh, that was THE turning point. The change. The transformation. The new beginning. And then another time twenty years from now, I'll be telling my kid (or kidS, but all adopted regardless, thank you very much) every heart stopping, brain busting detail about this wonderful day. Oh, and perhaps when I'm old but not yet senile, I'll be sitting in a rocking chair in my living room, relating exciting stories about my youth (think I'd better start digging for some of those ASAP, considering how I'm inching slowly but surely towards grandmotherdom and have yet to accumulate any stories that'd be worth telling to my poor, deprived grandchildren), one of which will be this very tale.

This is to be the story they'll never forget. The most thrilling one by far. The one that'll have them begging and screaming for more.

Indeed.

And so, this is the story of

How I Linked The First MALE To My Blog.

*cue excited cheers and screams. Some genuine tears of joy wouldn't hurt either.

Ay, WHAT. It's a great leap forward (pun not intended) for me, okay.

Well congratulations, Mark. You're the lucky (or more like UNlucky - though it really depends on how you're looking at it) first male EVER to find your way to my links. Whoopdeedoo. This only proves one thing - there is hope yet for nunnery graduates such as myself. Take comfort, girls.

And no. Mark is NOT my boyfriend.

Sigh. Girls. Always jumping to conclusions.

Geez.