Testimonial

In the spontaneity of wanting to try out a new font on my computer called 'Jurassic' (doesn't the name just make you want to see for yourself?), I typed out an updated and revised version of the testimonial we handed in after the Prelims. Copied and pasted directly from Microsoft Word (though sadly not seen here in 'Jurassic'):

Lesley is a wonderful little girl who enjoys eating and drinking and playing by the sea. She likes sandy beaches and cold lemons. She eats honeydews and sucks sticks in her free time. Her favourite item is her science pad and the curtain in her room. She enjoys running naked on a hazy night and playing the drums at 5.55pm every other afternoon. Her most frequently said word is “tooch” which actually means ‘evil old man’ in Peru. Lesley likes watching ladybirds mate and men kissing. It excites her. Her most favourite place to hang out is the top shelf in the third row of books in her school library because it is quiet and too high up for anyone to reach. She gets up there by jumping down from the second floor of the library. She prides herself in not getting found out. Whenever she can, Lesley accuses people of cheating and lying. They are usually punished, bringing her much joy. Fishcake is her weakness. Eating it makes her cry. Carrot cake makes her skin green. Overall, Lesley is a sweet girl who will be a great asset to whatever institute of higher learning she is relegated to join.

Randomness can be so fun sometimes. At least it made my siblings laugh. (: